This is a rare case of a politician that I admire.
How can I get thinner? Give up lunch and dinner.
Be careful in reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
When asked where he would like to buried when he died, Yogi Berra’s answer was, “I don’t care. Surprise me.”
One-quarter of what you eat keeps you alive.
The other three-quarters keeps your doctor alive.
(Hieroglyph found in an ancient Egyptian tomb.)
There is a lot of truth to this. C.O.
"Wag more; bark less." author unknown
"I'd like a cafe mocha vodka Xanax latte to go, please." author unknown
Americans' wastefulness imperils their future. Our resources are fast giving out, and the next problem will be to make them last.
I find medicine is the best of all trades because whether you do any good or not you still get your money.
Moliere: "A Physician in Spite of Himself," 1664
This guy’s doctor told him he had six months to live. The guy said he couldn’t pay his bill. The doctor gave him another six months.
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Anton Chekhov, who was himself a practicing physician
Today is tomorrow's yesterday.